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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 2:00:09 GMT 1
unfortunately for Ed Harris... Truman leaving the Truman show ends your career in anything ever, and you kill yourself out of sadness for the lost cause.
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 2:01:46 GMT 1
From Jade, we know what lies instore for reality veterans. Truman's as good as dead.
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 2:04:25 GMT 1
stupidity kills all reality TV show 'celebrities', since it is the one thing they enter and leave with. Certainly not their dignity.
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 2:06:28 GMT 1
I don't think this requires any explaining.
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 2:08:44 GMT 1
we all know what happened to captain miller...
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 2:10:44 GMT 1
HAPPY CHRISTMAS! THE WAR IS OVER! And before you get all "GUNMAN" on us, let me point out that that's a statue, a bullet would bounce right off it.
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 2:11:47 GMT 1
oh yeah! but how does bronze john lennon DEAL WITH THE FIERY FURNACES? (not the band)
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 2:16:16 GMT 1
YOU FOOL! HORSES EAT LAVA!
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 2:17:16 GMT 1
haha..i was just reading about horses on wikipedia... and my, do they make a tasty sandwich!
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 16:35:46 GMT 1
Heifer whines could be human cries Closer comes the screaming knife This beautiful creature must die This beautiful creature must die A death for no reason And death for no reason is MURDER And the flesh you so fancifully fry Is not succulent, tasty or kind It's death for no reason And death for no reason is MURDER And the calf that you carve with a smile Is MURDER And the turkey you festively slice Is MURDER Do you know how animals die ? Kitchen aromas aren't very homely It's not "comforting", cheery or kind It's sizzling blood and the unholy stench Of MURDER It's not "natural", "normal" or kind The flesh you so fancifully fry The meat in your mouth As you savour the flavour Of MURDER NO, NO, NO, IT'S MURDER NO, NO, NO, IT'S MURDER Oh ... and who hears when animals cry ? Death by Morrissey, haahaaa.
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Post by Chris on Aug 21, 2006 2:14:41 GMT 1
These people This ENTIRE queue. If that failed, I would willingly do it. That is no lie.
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Post by Ben on Aug 21, 2006 2:19:19 GMT 1
sadly... having no home to go back to leaves all these people as destitute refugees. What a shame. They all die from not eating Horse Meat.
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Post by Chris on Aug 21, 2006 13:07:36 GMT 1
The only thing that can stop dem immigrunts!! The combined power of AND THE MIGHTY...
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Post by Ben on Aug 21, 2006 16:50:30 GMT 1
But here is Paxo sequentially dismantling the policies of UKIP and the Home Office effortlessly, leading to their subsequent demise.
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Post by rocinante on Aug 21, 2006 21:39:28 GMT 1
This guy can and will kill Paxman. Using his eyelashes and cervix.
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Post by Ben on Aug 21, 2006 23:05:24 GMT 1
it's been on this forum before, but look what happens to over sized athletes who exert themselves...
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Post by rocinante on Aug 29, 2006 21:01:31 GMT 1
*hisssssss* "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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Post by Ben on Aug 30, 2006 3:19:38 GMT 1
Austin Powers stopped Dr. Evil's plan "Preparation H" in its tracks!
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Post by rocinante on Aug 30, 2006 22:58:47 GMT 1
Mike Myers IS Austin Powers. But then he is also Dr. Evil. And Fat Bastard. If ever all three of them are in the same room (and they frequently are) a PARADOX is created, and everyone knows that International Men of Mystery react to paradoxes like ducks to acid, superman to kryptonite and batman to lenguini.
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Post by Ben on Aug 31, 2006 0:31:32 GMT 1
that reminds me of a klein bottle. klein bottles have absolutely zero volume. Hence! a surface integral would suffice to destroy it.
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Post by rocinante on Aug 31, 2006 0:53:39 GMT 1
Pffft. Science and math buckle under the sheer brute force of CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISM SHIT, we have a Puritan!
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Post by Ben on Aug 31, 2006 11:08:56 GMT 1
damn! ignorance wins again! but don't worry, since puritans were beaten back for the most part by good old... Redcoats! HAH! Take that War of Independence! (I suspect the next person is about to post Benedict Arnold... )
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Post by rocinante on Aug 31, 2006 12:19:03 GMT 1
The war 'twixt the Red Coated bastards and the Blue Coated minstrels continues. THIS BEAR was specially recruited from that haunted asylum place to cause absolute havoc in the red camp. And he did. He pissed in their water supply, spread his STDs like itchy butter (the type that has crumbs in it) and got all shit and marmalade on all the tents. Demoralised, the Red Coats give up their war on the Puritans and open a holiday camp instead.
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Post by Craig on Sept 1, 2006 11:49:14 GMT 1
a marmalade sandwich with a lovely garnish of cyanide will deal with that furry faced demon ps. sorry about tiny picture but its the best marmalade sandwich picture i could find
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Post by rocinante on Sept 1, 2006 14:02:37 GMT 1
Pffft, try feeding cyanide to this guy. No really, try it, see what happens.
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