mcv
When I Argue I See Shapes
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Post by mcv on Jun 15, 2006 23:44:02 GMT 1
atheism kills god - in much the same way as not believing kills fairies
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Post by pinkegokane on Jun 15, 2006 23:55:17 GMT 1
george bush will stamp out atheism when he becomes big brother :\
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Post by Ben on Jun 17, 2006 0:55:33 GMT 1
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mcv
When I Argue I See Shapes
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Post by mcv on Jun 17, 2006 1:55:02 GMT 1
disease killed with wry humour, sarcasm and a cane
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Post by Ben on Jun 17, 2006 2:05:39 GMT 1
it's well known that humour and sarcasm are lost on the welsh ;D
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 0:49:00 GMT 1
it seems that the welsh are unbeatable...or are they? What can kill a welshman? OH! I KNOW! An English Archer!
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 0:58:33 GMT 1
See those fingers? Severed from the hand of our archer friend. His career is effectively over.
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 1:14:55 GMT 1
And were it not for the wonder of modern medicine... Prosthetic Fingers!
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 1:17:52 GMT 1
Well, some people are allergic to prosthetics, like THIS GUY: His horrific reaction made short work of your modern medicine, huh?
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 1:20:33 GMT 1
OH FUCK! FUCK! NO! HIS WHOLE FACE IS DESTROYED AS HIS PIERCINGS ARE RIPPED OUT OF HIS SKULL
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 1:25:07 GMT 1
Alan Tracy has mastered space travel, so he'll know a thing or two about magnets, like how to MAKE THEM DIE.
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 1:29:00 GMT 1
sadly, these make Alan look like this: Yeah! that's right! Pre-packaged, on the floor and removed from his strings! He is DEAD because he cannot walk. His plastic grave serves as a reminder to us all to remember who is in control.
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Random
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Post by Random on Aug 20, 2006 1:31:34 GMT 1
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 1:31:55 GMT 1
Children like video games more than action figures these days. They have no need for any "plastic graves"...and they won't be playing with no scissors no more either. Using the realist school of thought, you can prove that something exists by imagining a world without that something. I can imagine a world without scissors, and so can the children. You're fucked.
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Random
When I Argue I See Shapes
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Post by Random on Aug 20, 2006 1:32:07 GMT 1
we think alike
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 1:32:11 GMT 1
GO TO BED RANDOM. i beat you to it anyway.
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 1:33:24 GMT 1
oh no! video games obliterated (anally) by lack of power.
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Random
When I Argue I See Shapes
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i do exactly what i say on my tin
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Post by Random on Aug 20, 2006 1:34:16 GMT 1
you go to bed i have obtained a state of unrest
and a good dvd
edit: you do know that this is why you don't get up until 4pm and why you're a grumpy bastard until 9pm and then nobody sees you, right?
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 1:34:36 GMT 1
Suffrage! A DEMAND for power! It'll never go away!
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 1:37:45 GMT 1
ah, but suffrage will always be beaten eventually by yes, national apathy
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 1:41:50 GMT 1
THE RIDDLER combines intrigue and evil, how can anyone feel apathetic when he has anything to say on the matter? And look at his face, you KNOW that he can speak volumes on apathy, so FUCK YOU, Mr. "I've won, I've won"...
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 1:43:41 GMT 1
but surely, only people who care about the answers will be killed by the riddler? Those who do not care do not care! and thus apathy still wins. But regardless, two things kill the riddler: one of these is batman: but the other is: Google, who can in fact solve any riddle you dare pose.
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 1:45:38 GMT 1
Try telling that to WAYNE KNIGHT.
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Post by Ben on Aug 20, 2006 1:49:23 GMT 1
i think you'll find my friend that Wayne Knight suffered an unfortunate brain failure from mr s. niper
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Post by rocinante on Aug 20, 2006 1:55:19 GMT 1
Everyone knows that all snipers are suckers for ol' Hank's dulcet tones. Hank passes by on one of those hand-powered rail cars favoured by 1930s prisoners, propped up using wooden rivets, mouth sewn into a grin, rope mechanism creating waving effect, and our sniper friend is so amazed that he makes a stange noise using his mouth. This reveals his position, and he is shot in the eye by none other than... ED HARRIS
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