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Post by Tom on Jun 1, 2006 12:33:41 GMT 1
a simple virus is all i need to kill paint:
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mcv
When I Argue I See Shapes
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Post by mcv on Jun 1, 2006 12:36:07 GMT 1
hmmm paint won't work if we break the computer Edit: damn toms quick with these
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 1, 2006 12:51:00 GMT 1
Tom's virus is founded and killed by the powerful McAfee antivirus! (well, it should be this way, innit?)
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elaine
When I Argue I See Shapes
Mitsy the Magnificent
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Post by elaine on Jun 1, 2006 16:57:57 GMT 1
blond bimbos (the well-known cultural stereotype that is) can destroy any such software with a misplaced touch of the keyboard with a manicured finger....
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 1, 2006 17:42:51 GMT 1
Only three words... JACK THE RIPPER
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Post by Tom on Jun 1, 2006 17:46:08 GMT 1
Well he was around about 120 years ago....
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Post by Rob on Jun 1, 2006 17:46:32 GMT 1
Strap bombs to every prostitue in London... EDIT: Grr, Tom, get off the forum for five minutes! I want to play as well! I'll think of something else...
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Post by Rob on Jun 1, 2006 17:48:02 GMT 1
Nanobots will put a stop to old age...
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Post by Chris on Jun 1, 2006 18:07:37 GMT 1
Small children in tiger-suits shouting RAAAA always win! ALWAYS WIN, I TELLS YE!!!!
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Post by Ben on Jun 1, 2006 18:58:04 GMT 1
bishop paedophiles get rid of happy children (and yes this is actually a paedophilic bishop, i'm not slandering anybody!)
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Post by Craig on Jun 1, 2006 19:28:16 GMT 1
harold bishop would kill a paedophile in second, bearing in mind this is from a site saying "i want harold bishops babies"
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Post by Ben on Jun 1, 2006 19:44:29 GMT 1
heehee, i typed in "Kill Harold Bishop" into google and got stuff about Billy the Conk. So yes, a Norman knight would clearly chop poor Harold's head off.
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Post by Tom on Jun 1, 2006 19:50:52 GMT 1
you get the point.
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Post by Rob on Jun 1, 2006 20:22:18 GMT 1
Woodworm would make short life of those arrows!
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Post by Ben on Jun 2, 2006 0:10:44 GMT 1
KILLS BUGS DEAD (as opposed to killing them how?) and spiderman, it seems!
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 2, 2006 4:13:52 GMT 1
GREENPEACE KILLS RAID! Two reasons: every little bug deserves to live, and Raid isn't good for the ozone
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Post by pinkegokane on Jun 2, 2006 11:59:08 GMT 1
mr burns kills greenpeace. evilly.
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 2, 2006 14:38:36 GMT 1
Mr Burns can easily dead due to a massive ingestion of cakes
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Post by Chris on Jun 2, 2006 15:35:00 GMT 1
Cakes. Didn't see that one coming.
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 2, 2006 16:12:15 GMT 1
Cakes. Didn't see that one coming. What do you mean? You dont understand why cakes? Well, it is well know that mr. Burns has all the illnesses in this world, in fact i can hardly understand why he is still alive. Too much sugar in his body will turn into a hyperglucemia, and that can kill anyone (my sister is diabetic, so I know quite a lot about sugar effects in the human body) Anything more?
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Post by Chris on Jun 2, 2006 17:34:04 GMT 1
No, I liked it Bea! Just... didn't see that one coming. MUCH LIKE YOU WOULDN'T SEE A NINJA CRUSHING CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMING!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 2, 2006 18:50:19 GMT 1
As we all know there is no ninja, yakuza or mafia who can win against The Bride, WHAHAHAHA
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Post by Lisa on Jun 2, 2006 18:52:40 GMT 1
but a ninja is no match for.... MEGAZORD!!!!
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 2, 2006 19:19:22 GMT 1
I was quicker than you Lisa, or is it Craig??
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Post by Chris on Jun 3, 2006 2:33:22 GMT 1
Blatantly emu Maybe it could just be edited to defeat the bride, cos Megazord would be pretty mighty morphing! *checks childhood cultural reference-points* Yep, that sounds about right...
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