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Post by Ben on May 30, 2006 22:44:25 GMT 1
look! YOU DONT GET THE POINT! POST A PICTURE! Myspace beats the fashion police. It would overrun it with the same old shit and thus becomes fashion, rendering the police redundant (like santa claus)
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Post by Craig on May 30, 2006 22:48:05 GMT 1
errrrrr life beats myspace errrr.... in that having one means not thriving on comments, jeez thats a long shot
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Post by Tom on May 31, 2006 0:30:41 GMT 1
i got what you meant. what better to kill life than death himself:
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Post by Ben on May 31, 2006 11:09:12 GMT 1
and what better to beat death than the wyld stallions themselves?
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Post by pinkegokane on May 31, 2006 13:30:10 GMT 1
a man riding an elephant with a rhino sidekick takes them down with a mahoosive tranquilizer dart!
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Post by Tom on May 31, 2006 13:33:30 GMT 1
everyone knows elephants are scared of mice. well this mouse is such a big mouse, the elephant is scared to death. (edited to stop it taking up the whole forum, but it's still a really big mouse. promise) sorry. it wasnt supposed to be quite that big.
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When I Argue I See Shapes
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Post by mcv on May 31, 2006 13:48:52 GMT 1
Cats kill mice but as its such a big mouse it'll have to be.... The Thundercats!
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Post by Lisa on May 31, 2006 14:36:38 GMT 1
i know!!!! finally i have proof that samauri pizza cats exist craig
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Post by Chris on May 31, 2006 16:51:42 GMT 1
Ahh, but what if one of the animators of whatever the hell that is had a heart-attack?! Then what would ye do?
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Post by Tom on May 31, 2006 16:54:39 GMT 1
hmmm, i sense a bit of monty python going on here. unfortunately a holy hand grenade wouldnt kill a heart attack, but whole grain cereal would:
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2006 17:23:04 GMT 1
Ha! Weetabix pose no problem to... SLEDGEHAMMER! Peter smashes Weetabix (using a sledgehammer).
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Post by Ben on May 31, 2006 22:17:33 GMT 1
da bois from G-unit will sort him out..
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Post by Craig on May 31, 2006 22:57:27 GMT 1
hahahahaha
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Post by Ben on May 31, 2006 23:04:58 GMT 1
ummmm...what? how?? really? Festivals would break those flimsy stool things for good.
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Post by dozyjulia on Jun 1, 2006 0:19:03 GMT 1
HAHA, TAKE THAT GLASTONBURY it's raining it's pouring
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 1, 2006 0:34:00 GMT 1
Julia was quicker than me, but I have to put my reply to Ben's anyway Morrissey, who was headlining the festival, cancelled the show just one hour before the gig, so the people went crazy and tried to fire the stages and all the stuff they found... (Julia's rain came just on time to make people stop...)
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Post by Tom on Jun 1, 2006 1:04:19 GMT 1
bloody hell. i know morrissey is quite good, but burning stuff coz he cancelled! although the rain may have helped against the fire, what was really needed was: liquid nitrogen.
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 1, 2006 1:53:25 GMT 1
Well, I think is time to call the Nutty Professor, he'll know for sure (hope so!) what to do with the nitrogen. Be aware of him girls! [Off Topic] I love Jerry Lewis, he is such a good actor!! [/Off Topic]
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Post by Tom on Jun 1, 2006 1:58:11 GMT 1
Best. Picture. EVER! (I do say that a lot). I have a feeling the Nutty Professor, despite the name, has a nut allergy, and as a result, is unsurprisingly killed when his secret submarine lab is attacked by a rampaging sperm whale who is just misunderstood: (If that isn't just the picture of misunderstood-ness, I don't know what is)
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 1, 2006 2:14:10 GMT 1
We all know that Pinocchio set a fire inside the whale to make it cough, and so Pinocchio could get out, what the tale didn't said is that the whale died because it had asthma (poor whale!)
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When I Argue I See Shapes
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Post by mcv on Jun 1, 2006 3:03:54 GMT 1
a rampaging sperm whale who is just misunderstood how ace was that documentary on earlier - whales are class
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Post by Tom on Jun 1, 2006 11:23:25 GMT 1
it was a great manifesto, but we have rules! this is a game you know! pinocchio was somehow forced to read the labour party manifesto aloud: a document so full of blatant lies, that it caused his nose to grow to such an epic length that its weight stopped pinocchio from ever being able to stand up again. he just lay there with his massive nose until he died of starvation.
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Post by Craig on Jun 1, 2006 12:15:19 GMT 1
ummmm...what? how?? really? he got a chair thrown at him at reading couple o' years back.. i think prezza has done a lot to kill labour recently... despite the fact he is a total legend
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 1, 2006 12:18:20 GMT 1
(FUCK, CRAIG WAS QUICKER, ) Easy one Tom... Fellowes Shredmate tabletop confetti-cut shredder Specifications Now powerful things do come in small packages! Complete with its own basket, the Shredmate is an ideal shredder for home use. With its ability to shred documents into confetti, the Shredmate provides security at an affordable price. Shreds up to 4 sheets at a time Shreds into 5/32" x 7/8" confetti particles Shreds staples Clear 1.2 gallon basket allows user to see when full Auto start feature Color: Light Gray Size: 9 1/5"h x 7 3/5"w x 5 3/4"d Weight: 9.43 lbs
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Post by oasis2000 on Jun 1, 2006 12:26:14 GMT 1
Craig, look what I do to your Prezza... WHAHAHAHA Paint kills everything!
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