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Post by Rob on Jul 6, 2006 16:36:45 GMT 1
what ARE you going to do when he leaves you, ben? Hehehehehehe!
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Post by Ben on Jul 7, 2006 7:48:31 GMT 1
FUCK OFF ARRON IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND ...he turned me down
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Post by pinkegokane on Jul 7, 2006 9:31:28 GMT 1
oh ben, i'm so sorry to hear you broke up if you'd like, i could put you in touch with Naughty Norman... he can get you backstage on the set of Fireman Sam
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Post by rocinante on Jul 7, 2006 11:32:46 GMT 1
Yeah, Bella's kitchen's on fire, so Fireman Sam rushes to the scene, and she screams "IN THERE!" pointing to the oven...so Sam opens the oven, and who should emerge but Ben, in a thong, with a rose clenched between his teeth. Written on his chest (using charred flesh) is "take me, now, for inside I am burning, and this is no glowing ember, no, it's a hot, ravenous billowing inferno, and it's burning for you".
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Post by Ben on Jul 7, 2006 12:23:00 GMT 1
you're...wrong in the head..
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Post by pinkegokane on Jul 7, 2006 12:47:29 GMT 1
ben, fancying kids tv characters is nothing to be ashamed of.
wearing a thong though... just don't ever do that. ever. please. god. please.
i have horrific mental images now, elliot. thanks.
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Post by Ben on Jul 7, 2006 14:09:43 GMT 1
alex finds me repulsive.
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Post by Chris on Jul 7, 2006 14:15:14 GMT 1
I'd be quite impressed if someone could actually fit that whole sentence on their chest, would it involve branding or some kind of red-hot knife, or what? I'm intrigued...
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Post by pinkegokane on Jul 7, 2006 17:48:20 GMT 1
alex finds me repulsive. it's more the thought of you in a thong really. sorry.
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Post by rocinante on Jul 8, 2006 22:29:51 GMT 1
I think the thought of any MALE in a thong is repulsive to ANYONE. Ben, do not take it personally.
And you can easily char the complete works of Shakespeare into the chestal area. All you need is a red hot pin-prick.
Ooh, it just keeps getting more and more exciting, doesn't it? You could let the quivering flame of a candle lick the tip of a pin before sensuously teasing it across someone's chest whilst cooing "deeper deeper deeper". Imagine the noises they'd make!
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Post by Rob on Jul 8, 2006 23:17:52 GMT 1
So, France or Italy?
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Post by pinkegokane on Jul 9, 2006 12:08:01 GMT 1
italy *nods*
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Post by Ben on Jul 9, 2006 17:58:48 GMT 1
i do hope so...
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Post by Simon on Jul 9, 2006 22:11:13 GMT 1
I'm happy Italy won if only because of Gattuso celebrating in his boxers...funny as... bit of a shit world cup really...no outstanding teams, very few outstanding players, there arent many matches in this world cup that will be remembered in years to come... bleh though, it's an ace way to spend a month.
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Post by pinkegokane on Jul 9, 2006 22:21:38 GMT 1
zidane, twat!
i was right ;D
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Post by Chris on Jul 9, 2006 22:56:29 GMT 1
Still, that is the BEST ending to a football career ever!! He proper rammed the guy!
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Post by Simon on Jul 9, 2006 22:59:45 GMT 1
*doof!*
I love Zidane even more for that...mint.
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Post by pinkegokane on Jul 9, 2006 23:01:53 GMT 1
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Post by rocinante on Jul 9, 2006 23:11:39 GMT 1
Congratulations, Arron! Not only are you now at least £3 richer than all of us, you can also safely say that overall you are a better person. That is, at least, assuming that Arron came out on top...I don't know, how does this sort of thing work?
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Post by Rob on Jul 10, 2006 10:02:56 GMT 1
ARRON WINS! Arron will receive £80 for having Italy in the sweepstakes. Well done, you jammy git.
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Post by pinkegokane on Jul 10, 2006 10:20:42 GMT 1
jesus! lucky bastard! ;D
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Post by Arron on Jul 10, 2006 14:03:19 GMT 1
Victory! My method of not posting on the forum until it was over (incase I jinxed it) seems to have paid off. Commiserations Nattie.
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Post by Ben on Jul 10, 2006 15:08:51 GMT 1
so that's why you were away! cunning..
(want to play some Rome Total War?)
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Post by Tom on Jul 10, 2006 15:12:33 GMT 1
Dammit! Nat needed that money. She has to pay off all her debts to me, and I need the money too! Well done though. ;D
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Post by Arron on Jul 10, 2006 15:33:37 GMT 1
I know she did...hence why I feel guilty for winning but you cant deny the fact that the better team won on the night. I got lucky (for once)!
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