the sad life of a penis Aug 1, 2006 18:20:44 GMT 1 Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by owen on Aug 1, 2006 18:20:44 GMT 1 the sad life of a penis:"ive only got one eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an arsehole, my best friends a c.unt and my owners a wanker"