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Post by Ben on Jul 27, 2006 1:24:07 GMT 1
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Post by rocinante on Jul 28, 2006 1:22:31 GMT 1
Does Random like Jazz?
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Post by Ben on Jul 28, 2006 8:53:01 GMT 1
YOU BASTARD YOU READ IT.
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Post by rocinante on Jul 28, 2006 12:24:22 GMT 1
Well you shouldn't've said that it was an "erotic story" then! Now everyone's going to read it, you know.
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Post by Ben on Jul 28, 2006 13:44:23 GMT 1
i did also say never read this.
THIS IS NOT A STATEMENT.
yes i know you had a paradoxical clause. irresistible urge vs unforgettable trauma...
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Post by rocinante on Jul 29, 2006 1:29:58 GMT 1
I REALLY enjoyed that story. I imagine that sex for the blind would be at least fifty nine thousand times more enjoyable than sex for the sighted, because the senses of touch and hearing would be heightened, so you'd feel the tender caresses and pelvic thrusts better and the orgasmic moans would ring true with a clarity that would serve to endear and arouse. Also...taste would be intensified. And smell. All in all...well, it would probably be exactly the same overall.
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Post by Ben on Jul 29, 2006 11:13:30 GMT 1
you'd probably end up having sex with nice ugly folk, so perhaps you'd end up with more karma, y'know?
special k...
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Post by The Lost Leader on Jul 31, 2006 16:04:15 GMT 1
If you really didn't want anyone to read it, you wouldn't have posted the link.
So, is it a true story?
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Post by Ben on Jul 31, 2006 17:03:29 GMT 1
hehe, of course i wanted people to read it.
er, i don't know. it's not about *our* random, i don't think...or was it?
very odd story though
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Post by Arron on Jul 31, 2006 20:00:27 GMT 1
i did also say never read this. Well you actually said "don't ever read this" but you never specified what as it was at the end of your post. It didnt have any references to videogames, so it cant be our loveable rogue. Oh and please dont do the archer's salute at me, I'm not french. kthanx |
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Post by Rob on Jul 31, 2006 23:03:21 GMT 1
Wlecome back, Mr R, how was the holiday?
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Post by Ben on Aug 1, 2006 12:37:33 GMT 1
Vee capture yoo, and we cutoff your archair fingairs!
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Post by The Lost Leader on Aug 1, 2006 12:44:38 GMT 1
How do you know it was a different Random? I don't think it was.
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Post by rocinante on Aug 1, 2006 19:40:11 GMT 1
It's the jazz, isn't it? That's what did it, yeah.
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Post by Scottish Clare-Bear on Aug 1, 2006 21:28:43 GMT 1
Would you describe Random's voice as having 'an interesting timbre'? I would say more a northern... Mancish...thing going on
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Post by rocinante on Aug 1, 2006 23:50:41 GMT 1
Random's voice is in a disturbing tangent with the resonant frequency of my ribcage. When he speaks my chest vibrates.
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Post by Ben on Aug 2, 2006 0:05:14 GMT 1
which is probably why you have difficulty being in his presence at times...?
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Post by rocinante on Aug 2, 2006 0:17:17 GMT 1
Yeah....that must be it...
*eyes left*
*eyes right*
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