PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE!

[Chris]

Somebody, admin, anybody, I don't care who, it could be a terrorist or a hacker or something, but somebody PLEASE KILL THIS BOARD!

It was only funny for about 5 minutes, and now it's descended into crass depths of geekdom.

That said, it was mostly my fault, but we've learnt the important lesson: Maths & Indie just don't mix. They're like Whiskey and Orange Juice, it's just wrong!

Christ, I've started comparing everything to alcohol... I'm halfway down the slippery slope to alcoholism already...*sighs*

[Lisa]

if you want i could infiltrate this board with a "joke" from my european intellectual revolution lecture...

Q. how many schopenhauers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. none, because we live in a vail of eternal darkness.

hahahahahaha...

[Ben]

shouldn't it be veil? Lisa, really. You're the english student, typoing on a maths board.

[Lisa]

i no i no..i'm tacing lesons form randome...anywat it were form a histery lectuere therfor it duzent matta cos histry ppl cant spel.

[Ben]

this board is immuteable. MATHS WILL NOT LAY DOWN AND DIE.
it will smother all others.

[Chris]

Seriously, there's too far, and then there's this. And this is further than too far...

[Ben]

but surely two negatives....?

anyway, what about compact metric space eh? aren't they fantastic? especially how you can construct non-uniformly convergent sequences into uniform ones.

mmm, yay